So, yesterday morning, my first full day of retirement, I woke at 7AM. I showered and then wandered into the kitchen for a bowl of cereal and a cup of coffee. Great leisurely breakfast. I like this.
Morning hours spent doing minor chores. By lunch time I was looking for some quiet time. After a nice lunch with my wife, I settled down to read.
About 3PM I was in need of a nap. I sat in my chair and closed my eyes. Thirty minutes later my wife comes out of her office. "You just couldn't resist, could you?"
"Hey, I was tired when I woke up this morning. But now, this afternoon, I got re-tired."
I don't think she got it.