A Walk on the Punny Side

Several years ago I worked in an office where everyone at break time would take walks in the parking lot.  It helps keep the blood flowing through the day.  One day my friend and I were walking.  About one hundred yards away I saw his car parked under a tree.  I asked him if he left his window down.  He said he didn't think so but he'd better check.  Break was just about over so as he went to check I went back to my desk.  Several minutes later, my friend came back to the office.

"Did you leave the window down?" I asked.

"No, it just looked down," he replied.

"Well, I hope you did something to cheer it up."

"Yes, I juggled some balls and told some jokes."

"Oh, a real 'glass' act," I said.

"Hey, that's funny.  You can go to a comedy club and 'win dough'," he countered.

"Naw, they'd see right through it," I replied.

Notes to self:

Drink a lot of water.

Shut off the computer and go DO something. 

Where is my phone?

Write more, talk less.

Drink water.  Whisky and ice.  Yes, ice is water.

Do we need anything from the store?

Where is my phone?

Why is the cat in my office?

Shut off the computer and feed the cats.

Geesh!   Duly noted.

DN.